Bull in a China Shop

You are a large bull in a small china shop.

How did you get here? You don't ask those kinds of questions. You're a bull.

All you know is that the farmer is tired of your bullshit. One more strike, and you're bound for the barbecue. If you manage to make it out of this without destroying the place, there is a big pasture with some very friendly-looking cows across the road.

Bull in a China Shop is a one-page roleplaying game where players take on the roles of various parts of a bull trying to sneak its way through a very cramped china shop.